![]() Instead of getting a ridiculous movie about sharks mauling pretty 20-somethings that embraces the sheer silliness of the very idea, we get adeadly serious, high-concept slasher film that seems to have no conceptof what fun is. I knew deep down it would never beanywhere near comparable, but everything about the film suggested itwould be an enjoyable ride. I wanted Shark Night 3D to be as fun as Piranha 3D was last year.Despite the PG-13 rating, I held onto a desperate hope that it wouldsomehow manage to live up to that level of gleeful insanity andabsolutely ridiculous trashiness. Isolated with no cell service and no helpin sight, the group quickly realizes they are on their own, but thewater around them is not safe. But things take a turn for the worst when a member of thegroup is attacked by a shark. Seven young and pretty undergraduates head to a secluded lakesidecottage in Louisiana to take a load off and enjoy a wild and crazyweekend away. I strongly urge everyone to savetheir money and go and rent either The Reef or a SyFy film, anything isbetter than this. One scene when a shark literally flies out of the water and attacks aman who is hanging on to a tree is just ridiculous, these people can'tbe really taking it serious I hope. The fact that you barely even see any sharksis dumb too, basically all you see us fin and that's it, and the sceneswhen you do see a shark the special effects are so cheaply done that Ifelt like I was having a joke played on me, the special effects are notmuch better than the ones that you see in the SyFy TV movies likeSharktopus, but even those films are better than this garbage. Even Sara Paxton and Chris Zylka, two young actors who I quite enjoycouldn't save this film. For these moviesto work I think they need to have some humor thrown in to the mix,films such as Piranha 3d know what they are and play with it but SharkNight just takes itself far too seriously and in the end it's just badbad bad. My god this movie is horrible, I am quite a fan of shark movies and allthat jazz do I looked forward to this new installment in the genre,however I must say that this movie is just ridiculous. ![]()
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